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Awesome contest. Will try to make a beautiful story
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Several years later. It's 2050 now and I have became the lord of “Flyme castle”. It's a worst day because it's a rainy day.
Me; do you know why it's worst day assistant. How you may know you are a dumb, so shut it and listen to me. It's a worst day because I can't meet my girlfriend man, Though it's raining. She is a drugist in our neighbor castle. You know she is sooo beautiful like an angle from the heavens especially came for me to inject injections in my bums. When ever I go for an date with my better half. Assistant; what is better half sir? Me; Damnit you didn't even know what better half is. Tell me the donkey's name who alloted you as my assistant. Assistant; Your honour it's you. Me; What me? No, are u sure it's me, no, how, how can i, mmmmm. i may have seen something in you that's why you are my assistant, Keep that in mind, so I'm not donkey. Google "better half" and make it soon though Google is kicking off the ass of uncertified castle. Assistant; done sir. Me; where I was. Assistant; your girlfriend is soooooo beautiful sir.. Me; Yeah she is. What, how dare you call my girlfriend soooooo beautiful, even I don't use 6 o after s. I have only the right to call her beautiful, you are fired. Gaurds kick him out of the castle. Assistant: sir I just said for what you asked, forgive me. Me; Okay, gaurds go back to hell. Where I was Assistant; sir you were saying about your girlfriend. Me; Yes, so whenever we go for an date, I never wash hand before having dinner. Assistant: why sir. Me: Just looking at her make me mouth full of water. Assistant: what sense does it make sir. Me: haven't you heard about the awareness, "Save water". Assistant: yes sir but what the awareness doing in middle of your romantic date sir. Me: a dumb will always be a dumb what ever he may have succeeded in his life. Looking at her makes me mouth full of water, so to save water I Just put my hands in my mouth and I wash it. Assistant; your honour you always prove what ever you say, your a role model for me. Assistant;( in mind ) and he was telling me a dumb. Wkwkwk ( laughing in mind ) Assistant; sir why won't you check the weather forecast Me; Yeah that's a better idea. Weather app; still searching for GPS After 1 hour still searching for GPS After 2 hour still searching for GPS After 3 hours, ". ". ". ". GPS Assistant; sir we got it Weather app; today the sky will be clear and will be high humidity, don't forget to take an umbrella though heavy UV rays can damage your highly damaged,rough & ugly skin. Me; what the hell. Assistant; sorry sir the weather app is showing weather for Xiaomi castle. Me; What how is it possible, we have 1000's of Devs working on flyme A. Assistant; sorry sir but it's flyme G. Me; so what. Assistant; sir we have stopped working on Flyme G since flyme 6 and there are only two Devs working for Flyme G who are currently in a space mission to find the world out of the castle's orbit. Me; Switch to Flyme A soon so we can enjoy features developed by our Devs. Assistant; here we go sir. Weather app; the sky will be cleared within 3 hours Me. Oh then I should be getting ready to met my girlfriend. Assistant; sir there are 3 hours, i set a timer. Our Devs have upgraded the game mode in flyme A 12. Me; so? Assistant; sir we can play great junky games without any issues. And here our new product the meizu VR device allow to feel like your in a real world After three hours Timer; playing "flyme tune" Me; what's the sound assistant Assistant; sir it's the timer app. I had set for you, you said you have some important work Weather; ( notification) the cloud is clear and bumb lord's can go out with their girlfriend for an date to save water... Me; yes I have to go to meat my girlfriend...take care of castle assistant...... Assistant; I will sir! Here stop's my imagination. Thank full for this beautiful opportunity..???????? | |
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